Dear Internet,

Michael: As I watched Pam’s big strong hand coming toward my face I saw my entire life flash before my eyes. And guess what? I have four kids. And I have a hover car and a hover house. And my wife is a runner and it shows. And Pam and Jim are my best friends and our kids play together. And… I’m happy and I’m rich and I never die. That doesn’t sound like much, but it’s enough for me.

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